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Let’s be real...;Reviews are not like fine wine.;They don’t get better with age.;That’s why Twizoo uses Tweets instead.;Go on...;type in your favorite restaurant.;And see what people are saying NOW...Not years ago.;When’s the last time YOU left a review?;You know...;on TripAdvisor;or Yelp...;Thinking pretty hard aren’t ya?;That’s why Tweets > Reviews;That ‘>’ sign is ‘greater than’ by the way...;(For those who’ve forgotten math.);(We don’t judge);And Twizoo has 7 more Tweets...;For every 1 traditional review.;Way more. Way better.;Type in a restaurant to see what we mean...;Can’t think of one? No, don’t type in McDonald’s...;Unless you like depressing culinary situations. ;Like depleted ketchup packets...;Or questionable meat contents. ;Okay, fine. Go.;Type in McDonald’s.I’ll be waiting here...;…Reading Yelp reviews to pass the time.;I have to admit, they are pretty funny.;The paragraph-long rants and rambles…;But if I want comedy, I’ll tap up Kevin Hart.;When I want to eat, I’ll tap into Twizoo.;OKAY! Fun fact time. Ready?;Since you’ve been reading this…;We’ve added 50 more Tweets to Twizoo;TripAdvisor?;1 review;See? This is what we’re talking about.;Ooops! We just got another one!;And another!;Thanks Twitter-ers.;Tweeters.;Whatever you’re called.;Your #foodporn is conquering the world.;Whyyyy have you not searched yet?;Maybe you’re not into websites?;We have an app for that!;It’s called Twizoo.;Download it.;On iOS or Android.;Equal Opportunity Providers.;We double dog dare you.;Maybe even triple dog. Triple rainbow.;I’d like a hot dog right now.;Like from Bubbledogs in London.;Check it out.;They do dogs + champagne.;I’ll let you use our fancy new search box.;So polite of me to offer, isn’t it?;Our new search box is below.;C’mon.;You can DO it.;Just DO it.;Oh wait, that’s Nike.;Please don’t sue us Nike.;I take it back.;Just DOOOO it. ;But seriously…;I think I know what’s happening here…;You still think reviews are like fine wine.;Don’t you?;It’s okay… you can admit it.;But think about it again.;Reviews should be simple.;Not with hints of oak. Or elderflower. Or huckleberry.;Reviews should be fresh. From now.;Not vintage. From 200X. Or 19XX (gasp).;That’s why Twizoo uses Tweets.;Snappy. Recent. Now.;For the people, by the people.;You won’t be disappointed.;TL:DR Try Twizoo.